Home Remedies

I was surfing the net and came across the following "home remedies".  So, just thought to share laugh...

1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 


2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a three minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

6. Have a bad headache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the headache.

I love number one!  Need to try it on my boyfriend!  =D  I found this on the link below, they have a lot of random humor.

http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006_08_06_archive.html